Parking in Ireland

Apr 24 2013
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Westmanstown Garda Club

(Tune of Haddaway)
What is cunt.
Beamer your park job. 
Your park job. 
That’s cunt.

Westmanstown Garda Club

(Tune of Haddaway)
What is cunt.
Beamer your park job.
Your park job.
That’s cunt.

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Feb 28 2013
Outside Volt Rehearsal Space.

I know what you’re thinking. How awesome would it be if the truck here was about to crush this parking windmill of a spa. In actuality, they’re both little arseholes.

Outside Volt Rehearsal Space.

I know what you’re thinking. How awesome would it be if the truck here was about to crush this parking windmill of a spa. In actuality, they’re both little arseholes.

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Feb 07 2013
Balls. Didn’t realise it was blurry. Still. Cunts out of focus are still cunts.

Balls. Didn’t realise it was blurry. Still. Cunts out of focus are still cunts.

Feb 01 2013
Well well well. We’re back and we’ve got ourselves arightaul prick here. Micras can go and fuck now that I’ve got myself a big Postman Pat van. 

Credit: Simon King

Well well well. We’re back and we’ve got ourselves arightaul prick here. Micras can go and fuck now that I’ve got myself a big Postman Pat van.

Credit: Simon King

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Sep 10 2012

Thanks for all the recent submissions. Some absolute gems. Keep em coming and if you can, mention the blog places. The more followers I get, the higher quality and quantity of submissions I’ll get. 

Sep 09 2012

'L' is for langer. Or leper. Either way, this is fucking shocking. I thought the Micra bros would be down with the P to the Ark but no. 

Double whammy for the cars adjacent. Unbelievable.

Dun Laoghaire shopping centre. 

Sep 06 2012
Seriously. Was just standing in the local Chinese take away with Sinéad and this bitch pulls up. I am a cunt magnet. And not in the good way.
The Chinese is called the Wok Inn. Yeah. I know. But they do nice chicken balls. Duck pancakes were a little dry.

Seriously. Was just standing in the local Chinese take away with Sinéad and this bitch pulls up. I am a cunt magnet. And not in the good way.

The Chinese is called the Wok Inn. Yeah. I know. But they do nice chicken balls. Duck pancakes were a little dry.

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Sep 04 2012
This was taken in the Ikea car park. And so ends the majestic run of Tesco fuckheads on this blog. Kinda disappointing to think it isn’t just idiot knackers parking like mongos while they do their shopping. This lad pulled up right behind me and Sinéad as we got out of the car and just ran off. Not gonna cause huge hassle if he did this in any of the 3000 empty spaces nearby. No no, he does it right next to 2 cars. Swedish cuntistry.

This was taken in the Ikea car park. And so ends the majestic run of Tesco fuckheads on this blog. Kinda disappointing to think it isn’t just idiot knackers parking like mongos while they do their shopping. This lad pulled up right behind me and Sinéad as we got out of the car and just ran off. Not gonna cause huge hassle if he did this in any of the 3000 empty spaces nearby. No no, he does it right next to 2 cars. Swedish cuntistry.

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Yikes.

Yikes.

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